Waistline Watchdog Gifts

Looking for a gift for the waistline watchdog — someone who’s passionate about health but loves to keep it light-hearted? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their dedication to managing their waistline with a playful twist.

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How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill... mockup

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

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"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories." mockup

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain). mockup

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

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"Wow - Heavy, man"

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'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...' mockup

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

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'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.' mockup

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

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"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading." mockup

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

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'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.' mockup

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

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"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away." mockup

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

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'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

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'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.' mockup

'Beware of falling Humpty Dumpties.'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!" mockup

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

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Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons mockup

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

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'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?' mockup

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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Fat man on scales.

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Scales

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'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.'' mockup

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture. mockup

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

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Shrink

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"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..." mockup

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

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Weight Gain Denial

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"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!" mockup

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

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"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!" mockup

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

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Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free. mockup

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

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"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion." mockup

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

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'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!' mockup

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

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Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.' mockup

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

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Snake liposuction.

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Waistline Watchdog Gifts Collection

Waistline Watchdog Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and motivational mugs for the waistline watchdog. Perfect for their morning routine or as a cheerful desk accessory.

Waistline Watchdog Pillows

Discover our playful waistline watchdog pillows, adding humor and comfort to their home or gym space — a fun reminder to keep motivated.

Waistline Watchdog Prints

Browse our motivational and humorous prints dedicated to waistline watchdogs. A perfect gift to inspire and amuse in any space.

Waistline Watchdog T-Shirts

Check out our witty waistline watchdog t-shirts, designed to make them smile and inspire confidence while they stay committed to their healthy lifestyle.