Waistband Warrior Gifts

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

Exercise Class

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Bench Press Accident

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Sisyphus during Covid

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Mod Kwan Doh

Exercise Bars

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).