Waistband Warrior Pillows

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Running

Bench Press Accident

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Exercise Bars

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Sisyphus during Covid

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.