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Frank's Diet Progress.

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

La Table

On the back of the t-shirt...

Muscles

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Bench Press Accident

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Running

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Sisyphus during Covid

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Exercise Bars

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming