Portion Size Warrior Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that shout out their portion control pride—comfortable, humorous, and perfectly themed for the portion size warrior.

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Gross pig size!

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Online form - Submit.

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Mod Kwan Doh

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"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired." mockup

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

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A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast mockup

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

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"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!" mockup

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

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"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts." mockup

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

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"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!" mockup

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong. mockup

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

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'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!' mockup

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

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'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!' mockup

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

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"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'." mockup

"You can't see a grief counselor just because you got a 'B'."

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"Is there a seamstress present?"

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"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?" mockup

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

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"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck." mockup

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

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Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free. mockup

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

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'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

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"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have." mockup

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

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'I'd like the short form instead...' mockup

'I'd like the short form instead...'

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'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?' mockup

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

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'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?' mockup

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

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"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people." mockup

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

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"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!" mockup

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

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"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress." mockup

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

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"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday." mockup

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

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"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield." mockup

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

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"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds." mockup

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

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'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!' mockup

'All these stupid forms! -- You self-employed guys make me sick!'

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'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.' mockup

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

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Jeans Styles

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'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.' mockup

'The sequel to The Emperor Wore No Clothes.'

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"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school." mockup

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.' mockup

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

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Portion Size Warrior Pillows Collection

Portion Size Warrior Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate portion control and humor—perfect for keeping the portion size warrior motivated every day.

Portion Size Warrior Prints

Browse our printable art that celebrates mindful eating and promotes a humorous take on portion control.

Portion Size Warrior T-Shirts

Explore our selection of witty t-shirts designed for the portion size warrior—bring humor and style to healthy habits.