Downsizing Warrior Pillows

"I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

To do before Saturday...

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I see the downsizing continues."

"Not to mention the park view."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Yard Sale

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

Dieting Motivation.

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

Valleyview diet clinic

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."