Downsizing Strategist Pillows

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Yardless: Please help

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I see the downsizing continues."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Not to mention the park view."

Yard Sale

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'I've misplaced everything.'

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Things are getting really bad around here. Phil, the office plant, was just let go."