Downsizing Pillows

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

'Sorry kids, we're downsizing to a flip-flop!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"I don't know what the hell happened - one minute I'm at work in Flint, Michigan, then there's a giant sucking sound and suddenly here I am in Mexico."

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!

Too Much Information.

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"You said we were going to age in place, and this is my place."

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

Shoe house.

"We've townsized."

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Self-Storage

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'We felt obliged to downsize to this place, when we realised we had 125 empty bedrooms.'

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

"I've downsized..."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'Funny how she couldn't give me the junk in her house, but now I want to buy it.'

'Just taking my old clothes to the Charity Shop,dear...'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

Our new business plan is the same as our old business plan but it has to be done with a smaller workforce.

Finnings was just too nice for this World

'I've misplaced everything.'

"I decided to buy a tiny house."

"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."