Downsizing Pillows

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

'Sorry kids, we're downsizing to a flip-flop!'

"One day Son all this will be yours."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"I don't know what the hell happened - one minute I'm at work in Flint, Michigan, then there's a giant sucking sound and suddenly here I am in Mexico."

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

Not my fault! Not my department! Not my problem! Not my job!

Too Much Information.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Shoe house.

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

"You said we were going to age in place, and this is my place."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'We felt obliged to downsize to this place, when we realised we had 125 empty bedrooms.'

"I've downsized..."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

Self-Storage

"I've simplified my life by converting all my possessions into one gold brick."

"The kids are gone. Time to downsize."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"Mother and I would love to have you move back in, but we've done some serious downsizing."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Golden Parachutes for Middle Managers

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Our new business plan is the same as our old business plan but it has to be done with a smaller workforce.

Finnings was just too nice for this World

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'I've misplaced everything.'