Sports Package Warrior Pillows

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

Exercise Class

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Changing Room Decisions

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Keep Fit.

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

Yoga To-Do

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Zumba