Vow Masters Gifts

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"...until death do you a favor."

Zenemies.

Yoga.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

Guitar Man.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Wordplay: Export.

Guru.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Note Book

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"Hoarder."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

Relax.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'