Visual Aid Supporters Gifts

Large lady reading a large print book.

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Give, now more than ever.

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

"Nice reading glasses."

'You should ... oh, I see you finally did get your eyes checked.'

Man steps off ledge of high-rise, walks on roofs of buildings.

A laptop and a wheelchair

'If you are interested, we do sell reading glasses for $25 each.'

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

Deaf people wear big black earmuffs.

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

'Wow... longest red light ever, eh boy?'

'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'

Really Big Print

'The guy who took my pencils was about five-nine, brown hair, black leather jacket, grey pants . . .'

Conference for Visually Impaired

"Our seniors special includes an upgrade to 'billboard-size' font."

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'