Visionary Supporter Gifts

"Nice reading glasses."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

See you at the farmers market!

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Business Target

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

The Day Dreamer.

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Heart Disease Menu

Thank you

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Crossing USA Mexico Border

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Bubbling

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Egalitarian family

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"