Visionary Supporter Gifts

"Nice reading glasses."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

See you at the farmers market!

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Business Target

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

The Day Dreamer.

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

Thank you

Heart Disease Menu

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Bubbling

World Cup Fan.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"