Visionary Challenger Gifts

Boxer with glasses.

Tension filled the tent.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"It'll never be ready in time."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

When a nanosecond is forever.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"How come we have so many cookery books cluttering up the kitchen?...I mean, you obviously don't read any of them."

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"

Dieter sees 'Enter at own risk' sign on refrigerator

Everyone thinks they can do it

Medieval Patent Office

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

"I found myself in a strange place after my divorce - I think it was the kitchen."

Dangerous ideas

When intelligent cars lose the will to drive

No, I wouldn't call this a "lucky break"!

'Dinner.'

'Whatever this was, the reconditioning hasn't done it any good.'