Visionary Pugilist Gifts

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Bipartisan means when both political parties agree on something. Bipartisan agreements are now on the endangered species list.

Global warming.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Optometrist practical jokes

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Shadow Punch

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

Boxer with glasses.

Polling Booth - Woman with boxing gloves.

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'Well, why isn't there a paperweight class?'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'