Visiting Wine Bars Gifts

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Wine taster with mineral water

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Red Wine

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Wine of the Day Club

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Pints of Lager

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'