Visiting Wine Bars T-Shirts

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Wine taster with mineral water

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Red Wine

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Wine of the Day Club

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Frog and Princess in Bar

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Pints of Lager

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Full glass

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