Visiting Wineries T-Shirts

"This one's rubbish as well."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Guess where I've been.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'Toast'

Wine tasting

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Nouveau wine

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Wine: New & Old!!!

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

Galician vineyards

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'

Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'