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'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'We'll take it!'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Toast'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Nouveau wine

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Pints of Lager

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."