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'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'We'll take it!'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'Toast'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Wine tasting

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

Nouveau wine

Pints of Lager

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Welcome to my cellar!

Galician vineyards