Visiting Wineries Mugs

"This one's rubbish as well."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'Guess where I've been.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Hmm, based on the wine you're looking for, how did you get in here?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Wine Lady

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

'Toast'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Nouveau wine

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Wine: New & Old!!!

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"Drinking? Who's drinking? I'm antioxidizing."

Galician vineyards

'Really, a foreign wine? What will the NSA think?'