Virus Pun Collector Pillows

"Look, baby, I haven't much time. I'm only a twenty-four virus, you know."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Fist Bumper Cars

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Racketeer

Bell Hop

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Custer's Last Rollo

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Spiv

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Butt cracker"

"Why have you come over here?"

"Cat nip"

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

A day in the life of a serial mis-pronouncer.

"Sheesh Kebab"

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral