Virus Pun Collector Gifts

"Look, baby, I haven't much time. I'm only a twenty-four virus, you know."

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Fist Bumper Cars

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'I call it a flat.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

This man is an island.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

How Romans give each other a high five...

Bell Hop

Racketeer

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Toast kidnapper.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Prawn Shop

"Butt cracker"

Spiv

"Keep it in the sling and rub hot sauce on our wing every 4 hours."

Custer's Last Rollo

"Why have you come over here?"

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"Cat nip"

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

Wanted for Stick Up