Virus Visual Pun Lover Pillows

Covid's Reflection is the Reaper

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Fist Bumper Cars

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Racketeer

"I've been window-shopping..."

Time Table

Senseless clowning around

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Arm Chair

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Butt cracker"

Hot Cross Bun

'You went for the highlights then?'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Defensive Lineman

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Furry Fries"

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."