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Covid's Reflection is the Reaper

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Fist Bumper Cars

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

The Coffee Tattoo

Time Table

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Senseless clowning around

"I've been window-shopping..."

Racketeer

Hot Cross Bun

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

"Butt cracker"

Arm Chair

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

Defensive Lineman

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"Furry Fries"

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

"Okay - I can see you now."