Pandemic Pun Collectors Pillows

Gym. The gym has made some changes and will reopen soon. They just need to work out some bugs first.

Bribes for Jabs

Comicron

Sisyphus during Covid

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Vaccinating Death

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Happy Brithday

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

The trap

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Virtual Beach

Face Mask Romance

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Covid-19 Caution

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"Can't tell one from another with those protective face masks."

Sleeping masks

Coronavirus

Social distancing

Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.

Spiv

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

Strainspotting

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Thank God!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Why not?"

"Sorry – there's a shortage of beds. On the bright side, you're way more infectious than the guy next to you."

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."