Pandemic Pun Lover Pillows

Valentine Hearts

""It is COVID-19 but we caught it fairly early."

Protoxoan social distancing.

Mask use and eating

"I just want you to known. . .No matter what happens. . . I'll always love you Betty."

The End is Near But Please Wear a Mask, Wash Your Hands & Self Distance Just in Case.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Virtual Beach

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Dinosaur Group Think

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Covid-19 Caution

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Bubbling

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

Vaccine passport required

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."