Pandemic Pun Enthusiast Pillows

"I can't wait till they end this lockdown."

"We've made some adjustments for social distancing."

"Stay positive! Unless you get tested...in which case...stay negative!"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Bribes for Jabs

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Comicron

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

Vaccinating Death

Sisyphus during Covid

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Virtual Beach

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Face Mask Romance

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Happy Brithday

Dinosaur Group Think

The trap

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Covid-19 Caution

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of masks?!"

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

Vaccine passport required

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

Bubbling

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Love means never having to say 'put your damn mask on!'"