Virtual World Conqueror Gifts

'Our son, who's forbidden to play with guns, has just wiped out civilization with his simulation game!'

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Computer games

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

The Corona vaccine .. at last !