Virtual World Conqueror Prints

'Our son, who's forbidden to play with guns, has just wiped out civilization with his simulation game!'

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Computer games

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

Vaccines Stopping the Wave

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

The Corona vaccine .. at last !