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Robert E. Lee: General of the Confederate Army.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Do me next."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sir Winston Churchill

Transylvanian backpackers.

Bad fake tan day.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

'... And this is my cellar.'

Second hand furniture.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Sunbathers.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"