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Robert E. Lee: General of the Confederate Army.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Do me next."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Sir Winston Churchill

Bad fake tan day.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Second hand furniture.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Fight or Flight

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

A vampire in a canoe.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

He looks so natural lying there...

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."