Vintage Vino Enthusiasts Gifts

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Wine Lady

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Redhead

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Portfolio, 2011

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

A very fine vintage

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Wine: New & Old!!!

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Duck in a bathtub

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'I see we'll be sampling the wines of New Jersey this evening.'