Vintage Vine Lover Gifts

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Wine Lady

The Missing Sock Returns

Military Medals

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

A Macaroni in 1772

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Redhead

Opening the Barrel

Swells - Men's Fashion

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'