Vintage Vino Appreciator Gifts

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Wine and old man

Wine Lady

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Redhead

'Okay, so you were right; maybe figuring 13 bottles of wine per person was a little too much.'

Snapshots in Time

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Portfolio, 2011

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

A very fine vintage

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

Wine: New & Old!!!

'Ahh, the '74 Amarone. Unfortunately, I can't sell it to you. There's no possible way you'd appreciate it.'

'He left it to me. Isn't a double Salmanazar of '55 Chateau Cheval Blanc the perfect match with the side garden salad?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Jack contracted botrytis cinerea. It hasn't done much for his looks, but his disposition's a lot sweeter.'

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'Hey, we're in style!'

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"