Vintage Vehicle Ace Gifts

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"What old school? This is my life."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Whack-a-molecule

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

"Convertible. Must be nice."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

"It's a hybrid!"

Run from the hills!

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

Parts of an automobile

If this van's a rockin'...

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

A train's dining car is a diner.

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Brighton Rocky