Vintage Vehicle Ace Pillows

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Whack-a-molecule

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

Run from the hills!

"It's a hybrid!"

'Like the 'Cobra' and the 'Viper', my car is named for a snake too - the 'Rattler'.'

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Parts of an automobile

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

A train's dining car is a diner.

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

TS Motors Inc.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

High Tech/Low Tech.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Motorist's Swear Box

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'