Vintage Food Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a vintage food humorist? Explore our collection of amusing and nostalgic items featuring clever food-themed designs with a vintage twist. Whether they love to make jokes about their favorite snacks or appreciate retro kitchen art, you'll find something that tickles their funny bone and feeds their passion for all things vintage food. These thoughtfully designed products bring humor and charm together, making them ideal for anyone who adores the playful side of food culture with a retro flair.

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'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.' mockup

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

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'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.' mockup

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

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'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

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"That's it. We’re toast."

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Soup of the month.

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"War is hell and so is this soup." mockup

"War is hell and so is this soup."

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Lesser known greek gods,

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'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?' mockup

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

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"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie." mockup

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

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"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products." mockup

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

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'The Burrito King.'

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The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands. mockup

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

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"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub." mockup

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

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"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram." mockup

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus." mockup

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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'I think I'll go home and eat'

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"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?" mockup

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

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"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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A Club Sandwitch.

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'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.' mockup

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

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Lockdown casserole

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"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?" mockup

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

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Garlic Free Zone.

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread." mockup

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

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"Charles didn't like tofu."

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'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.' mockup

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

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'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?' mockup

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

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"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?" mockup

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

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'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?' mockup

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

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'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

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Vintage Food Humorist Gifts Collection

Vintage Food Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of vintage food humor mugs to find the perfect witty gift that adds a retro-inspired touch to their morning routine.

Vintage Food Humorist Pillows

Shop our vintage food humor pillows to bring some retro fun and comfort into their favorite spaces.

Vintage Food Humorist Prints

Browse our vintage food humor prints and add a touch of playful nostalgia to their home or office decor.

Vintage Food Humorist T-Shirts

Discover our vintage food humor T-shirts for a stylish and humorous way to showcase their love for food and retro charm.