Viking With A Heart Gifts

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Ramming Speed!"

'Could you give us a push?'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"