Viking With A Heart Mugs

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'I miss the good old days!'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

'Could you give us a push?'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Ramming Speed!"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.