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More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Well I suppose we could trace this back to a flaw in the proposal that didn't account for an unusually warm spring which lead to more runoff and the subsequent desalinization of the channel. Or we could trace it back to that damn rock.

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Could you give us a push?'

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.