Viking Admirer Prints

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Well I suppose we could trace this back to a flaw in the proposal that didn't account for an unusually warm spring which lead to more runoff and the subsequent desalinization of the channel. Or we could trace it back to that damn rock.

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

'Could you give us a push?'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

Really Early Vikings

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'