Tech-savvy Viking Mugs

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Pan Extension Chord

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Scenic selfie site

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

This Cave Updated Daily.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"This sure makes my job easier."

Young MacDonald

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

"Thanks to this new app, I now know Jim there is disgruntled."

Rationalization

"Before I share the meaning of life with Dave, let's take some calls from our viewers around the world."