Videotaping Gifts

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Filming Christmas

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"