Videotaping T-Shirts

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I, TikTok."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

Filming Christmas

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

"So how much money do you make?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

E=Equals

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Danger Noodle tho bored

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.