Video Making Gifts

'On a positive note, video of the incident has gone on to become an internet sensation.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'I'm afraid your memory card has amnesia...'

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Trust me, they've stopped calling her a "crazy cat lady" now that she's made a fortune posting videos of the 28 of us on the internet...

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

"There's good possibility for viral growth....not your infection...the video I took of your procedure."

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

'Climate change plus the change of life would make a nice video segment.'

'We videotaped the wedding, so why not webcam the divorce?'

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

Excess Baggage: Getting a souvenir you never asked for is as bad as having to watch videos of someone's vacation.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"I've decided to have a kid."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Canadian film production

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."