Video Creator Gifts

'It's not your traditional report. I've done it in the form of a YouTube video.'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

Ewe Tube.

That'll make a great YouTube video. He pranked him into thinking you need to know a secret handshake to get through the gate!

He's a U-Tuber!

Today we'll practice the most important skill you'll learn this season. I hate passing drills. Maybe it's dribbling. Hold your cell phone like so. Focus in tight on your subject. Oh. Right. Making videos for college field hockey recruiters. Better angles equal higher scholarships.

Today we're making videos for college recruiters. We'll focus on your top field hockey assets. Becky's ball handling. Jen's power goals. Sarah's innovative kilt stylings. She's going into fashion design.

'Most students can't read or write, so we encourage them to make videoclips of how they feel about books.'

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

Ban Fake YouTube Ghost Videos

Youtube ghost videos...

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Filming Christmas

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"So how much money do you make?"