Video Making Mugs

'On a positive note, video of the incident has gone on to become an internet sensation.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Cat Video Cinema.

'I'm afraid your memory card has amnesia...'

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

Trust me, they've stopped calling her a "crazy cat lady" now that she's made a fortune posting videos of the 28 of us on the internet...

"Talk about manipulated media... my owners must have invented the term!"

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

"There's good possibility for viral growth....not your infection...the video I took of your procedure."

'Royalties from your funny cat videos mean you'll have to file a tax return.'

'Climate change plus the change of life would make a nice video segment.'

'We videotaped the wedding, so why not webcam the divorce?'

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

Excess Baggage: Getting a souvenir you never asked for is as bad as having to watch videos of someone's vacation.

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

"I've decided to have a kid."

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

I still can't believe what happened with "The Walking Dead," Randy. That death … I don't think I'll ever get over it. Characters become real to us, little buddy. They become old friends. So when they "die," it's natural to mourn them just as we mourn anyone. No, I mean I can't believe I forgot to post a reaction video on Youtube of me crying when the death happened. But at least I got to post a reaction video of me reacting to my not having posted a reaction video. I've lived too long.

Director/Action Man toy.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Herman Mankiewicz

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."