Veterinary Gag Aficionados Gifts

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'YAY! PATE!'

"I'm in for observation."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

"Is it working?"

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

"Miss Williamson, could you please bring in my real glasses now?"

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'

"Nice hairball ringtone!"

"We gots worms."

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

Black Widow's husband.

'He charges too much!...

ACME Cartoon Supplies - Withdrawn Exploding Cigars/New Exploding Nicotine Patches.