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'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'YAY! PATE!'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I'm in for observation."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

"Is it working?"

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

"Miss Williamson, could you please bring in my real glasses now?"

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Whenever he did an extraction, Dr. LaClair liked to use his 'tear-awat' arm gag.

"Nice hairball ringtone!"

"We gots worms."

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."

'He charges too much!...

Black Widow's husband.