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'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'

"Absolutely not!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Missing my hair.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The wool club for mammoths.

"Is it working?"

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

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"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."