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'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Absolutely not!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Missing my hair.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

After deliberating on the topic for weeks, I've decided to grow out my toenails. Why? My mane of hair is lustrous and thick. My musk is overpowering. My muscles, toned. Primal. Sinewy. My chest hair is coifed and glistening. But I can't rest on my laurels. The only way to maximize my animal magnetism at this point is to grow talons. I'm a victim of my success. And here I was worried about world peace.

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

"Is it working?"

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Time to trim the eyebrows!

"Actually, Occam, the simplest explanation is that you need an electric razor."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Man heading towards the House of Mirrors with a shaving kit.

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Lion with hair straighteners.

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

Boy to Dad about broken razor: 'That's funny. It was working just fine when I groomed the dog this morning.'

'Well, maybe the world isn't quite ready for our ultra-deluxe smooth glide 36 blade razor.'

Vain dog