Veterinary Joke Fan T-Shirts

Show off your veterinary humor in style! Our witty t-shirts for veterinary joke fans are perfect for casual wear, filled with clever designs that showcase your love for animals and comedy.

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'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory' mockup

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

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Dog forced to return bone

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A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

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Hypochondria Hospital

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"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain." mockup

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

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'Where does it hurt?'

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Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.' mockup

Doctor to patient: 'I won't be asking about your three marriages. This isn't an invasive procedure.'

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Committee On Feline Healthcare

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'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!' mockup

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

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'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.' mockup

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

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'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.' mockup

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

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'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.' mockup

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

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'The good news is that you look good. The bad news is that you're not as good as you look.'

'The good news is that you look good. The bad news is that you're not as good as you look.' mockup

'The good news is that you look good. The bad news is that you're not as good as you look.'

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Patients with HMO dread anesthesia. mockup

Patients with HMO dread anesthesia.

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"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today." mockup

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

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I like a lot of witnesses around. mockup

I like a lot of witnesses around.

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Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice. mockup

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

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"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..." mockup

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

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"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous." mockup

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

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'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?' mockup

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

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Tinnitus.

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'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.' mockup

'Hey, what do you want from me? As a primary care physician, ALL I DO is prescribe drugs and refer you to specialists.'

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"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!" mockup

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

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'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!' mockup

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

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Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client. mockup

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

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Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.' mockup

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

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'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...' mockup

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

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'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...' mockup

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

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'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,' mockup

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

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'We may as well make use of you.' mockup

'We may as well make use of you.'

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'Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.'

'Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.' mockup

'Good grief. I think your body rejected your cornea transplant.'

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"I'm afraid someone drank your sample." mockup

"I'm afraid someone drank your sample."

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'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.' mockup

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

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"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!" mockup

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

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Veterinary Joke Fan T-Shirts Collection

Veterinary Joke Fan Mugs

Explore our collection of veterinary joke fan mugs—perfect for veterinary professionals and animal lovers who appreciate a good laugh with their coffee.

Veterinary Joke Fan Pillows

Find humorous veterinary joke pillows to add a playful and cozy vibe to your home or clinic, celebrating your passion for animals and comedy.

Veterinary Joke Fan Prints

Decorate your space with veterinary humor prints—bring laughter and personality to any room with artwork designed for animal lovers and veterinary enthusiasts.