Medical Gag Lover Gifts

"I'm in for observation."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'YAY! PATE!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

The Fart Side

"Is it working?"

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

'Methane Happens.'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

My uncle was a world-famous chainsaw juggler. For one show.

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

'Brother John had discovered a loophole in the vow of silence'